Conservatives Serve Up Fresh, Hot Idolatry, Texas-Style
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Fri Aug 18, 2006 at 04:21:00 PM EST
Fresh Hot Idolatry. Image by Jonathan Hutson
Idolatry is alive and well in Texas, thanks to conservative leaders who set up a stone monument and prayed over it outside the Harris County courthouse. The monument is carved in stone, its squat form resembling a trash can, and it features a Bible lit up with a red neon sign.

On August 15, 2006, a federal appeals court ruled that an open-faced Bible must be removed from the monument because a district judge changed the 50-year old monument from a secular monument into a religious one when he restored it (and uglified it by the addition of a neon light) around 10 years ago.

In a 2-1 ruling by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit, the majority held, "Its recent history would force an objective observer to conclude that it is a religious symbol of a particular faith located on public grounds."

The "reasonable observer would conclude," the majority opinion stated, "that the monument, with the Bible outlined in red neon lighting, had evolved into a predominantly religious symbol."

This history would also force an objective observer to gag. No longer is neon just for flashy come-ons to a cheap motel, pool hall, dive bar, or Krispy Kreme "Fresh Hot Donuts" sign. This is how conservative Christian nationalism practiced today, Texas-style. It apparently includes idolatry and the glorification of kitsch in the name of Christ.

Although the monument had a secular purpose when it was originally set up in front of the old civil courthouse in 1956, former state District Judge John Devine and his court reporter, Karen Friend, altered the monument's character and purpose when they refurbished it in 1995, the majority said. The 24-page opinion upheld a ruling by U.S. District Judge Sim Lake in August 2004 that the monument violated the Constitution, because it was an example of governmental promotion of a particular religion.

Fresh, Hot Straw Man

Circuit Judge Jerry E. Smith disagreed with the opinion by Judges E. Grady Jolly and Patrick E. Higginbotham, writing in his dissent, "The panel majority exhibits an appalling hostility to any hint of religion in public spaces."

That is a straw man argument. And, as Frederick Clarkson has written about on Talk to Action, this false frame is frequently used against secularists. There is no secularist campaign to keep any hint of religion from the public square. There is, however, a very American insistence that church and state should be kept separate, and that America has no state-sponsored religion.

The Constitution calls for religious neutrality -- that is what secularism means. Objecting to government endorsement and proselytizing on behalf of a particular religion is constitutional. Standing up for religious pluralism is an American thing to do. Standing up for a trashy, neon-lit idol and whining about how unfair it is that one's own religion is not the government's preferred religion serves neither God nor country.

Judge Smith disagreed that the monument served a religious purpose, asserting that Judge Devine only meant to "restore that monument to its former glory." How about restoring the Bible to its former glory -- by actually reading it, instead of practicing bibliolatry (making an idol out of the Bible).

You've heard what the federal appellate court said. Here's what the Bible says.

The Bible forbids idolatry, and even mocks those foolish enough to pray to stone statues, graven images, and gimmicky gewgaws. For example, take Leviticus 26:1: "Do not make idols or set up an image or a sacred stone for yourselves, and do not place a carved stone in your land to bow down before it. I am the LORD your God."

You've got to draw the line somewhere on idolatry, otherwise people will start worshiping any created thing, even a blob of chocolate.

There's the word of the Lord, friends, so fresh and hot, even after thousands of years, that it needs no neon.

A gaggle of conservative Christian pastors has prayed over this trashy monument and has pointed to it as a sign that America's constitutional separation of church and state should end.

Here's what should end: neon-lit trashcan idolatry in the name of Christianity, and unconstitutional behavior in the name of patriotism. This monument is un-American, because it violates the Constitution, and it's unbiblical, because it violates commandments against idolatry.




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"Neon-lit trashcan idolatry!"

Such bad aesthetic taste has to be cultivated.

by Mainstream Baptist on Fri Aug 18, 2006 at 04:52:22 PM EST

They wouldn't be "patriot pastors", would they ?

Thanks, Jonathan, for the laugh.

Especially the quip about drawing the line before people start worshipping blobs of chocolate.

Chocolate is best kept in its place, and that place is - ideally - the stomach.

( and welcome back )

by Bruce Wilson on Fri Aug 18, 2006 at 05:34:32 PM EST
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Straw man arguments are best handled by pointing to them, guffawing, and then setting their straw pants on fire.

by jhutson on Fri Aug 18, 2006 at 04:26:05 PM EST

Neon Bibles might be appropriate in Vegas (if not on  government property). The God of aardvarks and lungfish (not to mention certain two-legged vertebrate species) has a sense of humor.....

by NancyP on Fri Aug 18, 2006 at 06:59:50 PM EST

Jonathan....

I totally agree with your assement that the Christian nationalists are, oddly, beginning to adopt more kitsch than they might have in the past.  The types and kinds of artisitic expression they are forwarding, more than being wildly tasteless, represent an oddball attempt to try to create Christian public art as a form of persuasion (there's an excellent artcle on this shift, although I cannot seem to locate it at the present.)  

Yet I'm concerned about making a determination merely on word descriptions of visual art.
Are there any photos of the monument anywhere on the net?  My scholarly background has afforded me a very keen eye for interpreting images that might, by their description, appear highly inflammatory, but within a visual context, are not as horrid as they appear.

It's the age-old dichotomy between The Word and The Image, and is something at the heart of many a misunderstanding of images made by many Western Protestant based thinkers.

Think of Jessie Helms's descriptions of Robert Mapplethorpe's photos.  Listening to Helms, one would indeed conclude that Mapplethorpe's photos were recruitment posters for perversity...however, when viewing them with proper perspective, one could see that they were telling a story, but not advocating a particular lifestyle...

So, I am always one not to jump to conclusions on anything based on mere word descriptions.  

Further, I'm troubled by the person who brought the suit in this case--who is an atheist.  I question this person's motive based on past frivolous cases dredged up by atheists in the name of defending secularity.  

People are as angry at atheists as they might be at the religious right.  If the left is going to win any people to the side of secularism, any suits forwarded by atheists, that might reek even slightly of some kind of anti-God agenda, should be carefully scrutinized.

I'm further troubled by loose interpretations of what is/is not idolatry.  Is the stone being worshipped here?  Idolatry implies that there will be some sort of worship in front of the monumet. This is what was at the heart of each and every Iconoclast controversy...the first in the 8th century because people feard that the images were becoming more important than the Message of Jesus.  During the Reformation, it was because there was a fear that Images distracted from the Word.  Their justifications were based, in part, on Leviticus, too.  But Leviticus used to forward a chruch's position on idolatry is valid.  What, though, is the real case with this monument?  Is it being worshipped or distracting from the word of God?  If you're going to use Leviticus, make sure that it is applied properly. Please do not use Leviticus simply to back up a secular argument when Leviticus does not apply to the secular world.

by Tish Grier on Sat Aug 19, 2006 at 11:45:02 AM EST

http://www.streetprophets.com/comments/2006/8/18/17753/2584/3#3

As for people bringing lawsuits, anyone can bring a lawsuit that has standing.  There is nothing anyone can do to prevent it whether you or I think it is a good idea or not. Atheists have every right to bring lawsuits. Like any other case, some have merit some don't. Some are arguably politically counterproductive, some are not. It is a worthwhile discussion. But just because some foolish lawsuits have been brought by some atheists, does not mean that this one should be viewed with suspicion.

In fact, it seem to me that this case is spot on; the Court of Appeals made a decision utterly consistent with recent decisons of the Supreme Court in these matters; and the dissent is as goofy as Jonathan said it was. It's too bad that that so many religous rightists have been appointed to the federal bench.


by Frederick Clarkson on Sat Aug 19, 2006 at 01:28:20 PM EST
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Thanks for the pic link...it's actually a fairly ugly "monumnet"--obviously from the 1950's with the old form/function thesis behind its design.

I don't have much time today to get into this further (would love to) but I can say that I am struck at the lenghts some people will go, on both sides of the issue, to get some point across.

by Tish Grier on Sat Aug 19, 2006 at 01:49:54 PM EST
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It's not about whether this is good art, or bad art, or art whose interpretation should be left to Those In The Know. (Although I do agree with Tish on Mapplethorpe, whose work was, ahem, striking on many fronts.)

It's about whether it's religious art. That's the only question that matters. If it is, it does not belong in the public square. The court found that its intent was indeed religious, and did what the Constution required of it.

Fair is fair. Either the neon Bible goes, or the local Pagans get space to erect their neon pentagram right next to it. And then the Jews and Muslims will get into the act, and the next thing you know, the courthouse square will look like a particularly surreal state fair midway.

(The Pagans would probably also use the space to conduct their ancient and traditional chocolate ritual, creating a public nuisance but almost certainly garnering hordes of enthusiastic converts along the way. Somehow, though, I doubt that this is what the neon Bible folks have in mind when they talk about "freedom of religion," and no amount of Godiva will sweeten their mood.)

by Mrs Robinson on Sat Aug 19, 2006 at 03:13:08 PM EST
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J....

My Inner Catholic is really peeved that you would reference this ridiculous story in your argument.

The Protestant American press has long had it in for the use of images by Catholics, and when things like this come along--that should just be ignored--they love to dredge them up as additional ways of humiliating Catholic thinking on imagery.  

The comment of "drawing the line" is exactly what motivated the Iconoclasts in the past.  Lacking an understanding of imagery makes it particularly difficult to interpret their uses.

by Tish Grier on Sat Aug 19, 2006 at 01:56:01 PM EST

According to the news article linked above, "employees have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it."

Sorry, but the chocolate blob is just that. It is not worthy of devotion.

Devoting oneself to any object, even the Bible, is a form of idolatry.

If it offends you when I say, "Sorry, but the blob ain't holy," then I'm sorry. I don't intend to be offensive. But the blob ain't holy, and no other created object is holy or worthy of special devotion or service.

My reference to a broad definition of idolatry may offend you, but people giving devotion and service to objects (especially trashy objects, candy drippings, and kitsch) actually offends me. It offends me on two levels: not only as bad theology, but also as bad taste.

But hey, that's just my opinion, outrageous though it may be. Feel free to exercise your freedom of speech and freedom of religion to call me an idiot and worship however you want. That's what America is founded on -- religious plurality. You can have beliefs that I don't share, even beliefs that may offend me, and that's just fine.

by jhutson on Sat Aug 19, 2006 at 02:22:41 PM EST
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BBC - 'Woman 'blessed by the holy toast'

 

 

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'holy' toast goes for $2800 on eBay 

 'Mrs Duyser took a bite from the toast 10 years ago'

 

A half-eaten slice of elderly cheese on toast purportedly showing the image of the Virgin Mary has attracted 100,000 hits on the eBay auction website.

A Florida woman put the sandwich up for sale, saying it has brought her great luck since she found it 10 years ago....

 She described how she came across the mysterious morsel.

"I made this sandwich 10 years ago. When I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me - it was Virgin Mary starring (sic) back at me. I was in total shock," she explained.

Mrs Duyser has since kept the toastie surrounded by cotton wool, in a plastic container on a stand.

She says a decade on from its conception, it has not shown any sign of mould or crumbling - which she considers "a miracle".

She also believes its mystical properties have brought her blessings, including $70,000 won in a nearby casino."

 

-- The toast sold for $2800. I guess that's the market rate for an allegedly miraculous, purportedly holy relic.

 

 

 



by Bruce Wilson on Sat Aug 19, 2006 at 06:13:20 PM EST
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